When asked how he feels about bowling for the very pleasant sounding “Ladybug Picnic” team, new Jackass player David Bowlie had this to say.

Im really not intimidated by the label. In fact , I just got finished doing and folding 4 loads of laundry and singing my children some verses from Guys and Dolls for bedtime. Then I darned some socks while watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns before replacing some bullnose tile that my kids cracked while throwing things around the kitchen.

I now embrace all that ebodies Ladybug Picnic and will only improve with my game to land our team in no worse that 5th place by March!! I shall backspin my team to a victory this coming week! Beware the wrath of the Turkey Hunter!!

Ladybug Picnic debuted in week two of the 2010 Winter Season of Too Many Jackasses. With a member of Ben Stein’s Electric Slide as captain and three new members to the league, they bowled their way to  to a 3-1 victory over World Of Pain.

This photo of Professor Bowlmont and David Bowlie shows the intense concentration of this rookie team.

Beef Pit has obtained a top secret video of the recent open try outs to fill open spots on Tom Selleck’s Mustache.